Local cook misses out on Royal wedding honour
Jennifer Aldridge of Home Farm, Ambridge,
says she is ‘devastated’ to have missed a chance to contribute to the wedding
of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
Mrs Aldridge was one of a number of home
cooks who had been asked to supply elderflower syrup for the wedding cake and a
cocktail served at the reception.
‘I was so delighted when Kensington Palace
wrote to W.I members, on the QT of course, asking them to send in their syrup,’
she said. ‘They needed gallons of it to feed all those A-list guests.
‘My sister Lilian and I spent hours picking
the finest elderflowers and getting the bugs out of them, said Mrs Aldridge.
‘I’d made the syrup and left it on the draining board of my second-best sink to
cool. Then there was a commotion, and the next thing I know the kitchen was
flooded, my husband Brian was yelling and my
syrup was completely ruined. Apparently he was trying DIY in an effort
to impress me. He said: “This isn’t a spanner in my pocket Jenny; I really am
pleased to see you!” ’
‘It completely spoiled my enjoyment of the
wedding,’ said Mrs Aldridge. ‘And when I saw the guests arriving I was beside
myself. The thought that George Clooney might be tasting Jill Archer’s sweet
syrup instead of mine was simply too much to bear.’
Contacted by the Ambridge Observer, Mr Aldridge said he regretted the incident.
‘Justin Elliott told me a bit of manly DIY would get me back into Jennifer’s
good books,’ he said. ‘Apparently it always works with Lilian. I have to go now
– the signal in the barn, where I’m staying, isn’t very good.’
Plans firm up for Open Farm Sunday
Bridge Farm and Brookfield in Ambridge have
announced plans to host a joint event for Open Farm Sunday on June 10. ‘Josh
Archer has kindly agreed to set up a farm machinery trail, with an informative
quiz, around Bridge Farm,’ said Helen Archer. ‘So in the dairy we thought it
would be fun to match ice cream and kefir flavours to the exhibits! So far we’ve
got Brake Fluid and Blackberry, Strawberry Sump and Fruity Fergie – that’s my
dad Tony’s favourite.
'We're also hoping that Pip Archer, who will be talking about Brookfield's Hereford herd, will go into premature labour, as an added attraction for our visitors, but she's said she can't promise,' said Ms Archer.
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Every dog has his day…
Hunky vet Alistair Lloyd looks like a dog
with two tails as he sneaks out at dawn from the £850,000 detached home of
Borsetshire Hunt favourite Lavinia Rafferty. That's no hang-dog expression he's wearing, so it seems there’s life in the old
dog yet – but will he be in the doghouse with estranged wife Shula? (No more dog jokes. Ed.)
Top
of the class!
Borchester College It Girl Lily Pargetter
flaunts her enviable curves in skinny jeans and ‘Teacher’s Pet’ vest top, as
she knocks on the door of college deputy principal Russell Jones, clutching a faux-leather
jacket. It’s too big for her petite frame, so shouldn’t she be taking it to
Lost Property? Or is ‘call me Russ’ taking his student welfare duties a bit too
seriously (unlike his marriage vows….)?
Friends
worry for sad Shula
Shula Hebden-Lloyd looks pale and drawn as
she slumps on a bench in St Stephen’s graveyard in shabby slacks, unironed
blouse and dirty gardening gloves. The recently separated mum of one is seen
swigging tea straight from the flask at 10am. Looks like she’s found out
soon-to-be-ex hubby Alistair has put in his entry for the single wicket
competition ….
Way
to go, Will
Tragic teen Jake Grundy is all smiles at
the cricket as he watches stepdad Will carry off the Man of the Match award.
‘It’s the most fun we’ve had since the day Nic died,’ said proud Will, who
returns to work full-time next week. It sounds as if the hunky gamekeeper may
soon be ready to move on…
Steady,
Freddie!
Freddie Pargetter, heir to the £50 million
Lower Loxley estate, has a surprise encounter with PC Harrison Burns at The
Bull in Ambridge. What can be making the young toff so nervous? After all, he’s
18 now – old enough for a pint of Shires.
Although friends say Freddie’s favourite tipple is ‘a bottle of Pils’….
Borsetshire Rural Cinema
Showing
this week: Last
of the Summer Cordial
A feature-length version of this gentle
rural sitcom, in which elderly men never seem to grow up. ‘Brains’ Aldridge and
his friend ‘Smelly’ Elliott set out to pick elderflowers for Brains’s wife
Jenny, who is permanently vexed. But they are waylaid by ‘Omeless Olwen, who sleeps
in her car and carries a knife. They convince her they haven’t been sent by her
nemesis Pat ‘Goody Two Shoes’ Archer, and the unlikely trio start picking
elderflowers, but Brains gets stuck up a tree and tears his trousers. Much
hilarity ensues as Smelly tries to rescue him on horseback and Olwen blames it
all on the patriarchy.
"second-best sink" :D
ReplyDeleteOh yes. Jennifer has a best and second-best of everything, except for husbands, where she only has second best...
DeleteBrilliant reporting of an interesting week in Ambridge.
ReplyDeleteThank you! The reporters have all got new notebooks as it looks to get more interesting yet...
Delete�� “swigging tea straight from the flask at 10am” ��. Classic.
ReplyDeleteCome on, we've all done it in a crisis! Thank you for commenting!
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